lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Sunday, September 21st, 2014 01:57 am
Fires of war melt ice of the society, exposing the hidden terrain underneath, with all its treasures and decay.
lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Thursday, May 15th, 2014 12:18 pm
He was freezing the burning and setting frozen ablaze.
Not to be just, but to end, all the same.
lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Monday, September 12th, 2011 12:07 pm


Not uncommon, but his own was rather a rarity.

Alexander was looking at the slowly bulging crimson slash and paring knife guilty of the accidental slip.

-The only thing strong enough to make me bleed is... me... no matter how small is the effort.

lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Monday, February 28th, 2011 02:01 am
"Chick peas"(?), "teheena" (??), lemon, garlic, salt, water and a touch of evil

lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Saturday, July 24th, 2010 02:07 am
While not wildly advertised, all people are destined for Hell.
Of course, there are some individuals who manage to lead particularly wasteful, shallow and traceless life, eventually ending up with the place in heaven.
This always seemed to Alexander as quite sufficient and equivalent form of punishment.
lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Saturday, July 17th, 2010 12:50 pm
Contrary to popular belief, demonic weapon of choice is not a flaming sword, especially during heat waves.
lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Wednesday, July 14th, 2010 08:12 pm
Alexander’s favorite way of dealing with the not-so-welcome crowd, demanding “some exotic grub”,
was his signature potato fruit salad, served on a bed of tomato leaves with plenty of cherry nut dressing.
lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Tuesday, July 13th, 2010 09:51 pm
Hell’s recent reenactment of the acclaimed “Plague”, once again had a positive worldwide reaction.
lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Monday, July 12th, 2010 02:04 pm
Alexander often had difficulties finding common language with succubi.
They were always demanding sex, while he was looking for a more direct approach in relationship.
lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Sunday, July 11th, 2010 01:22 pm
Over the millennia, Alexander got used to Hell’s dull reddish scenery.
Of course, he could have removed the standard issued pink contact lenses, but resulting natural green and blue hues would have been too sickening.
lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Saturday, July 10th, 2010 09:50 am
Out of all demonic religions available at the moment, Alexander always preferred cooking.
lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Friday, July 9th, 2010 08:21 pm
The true spirit of charity exists only in Hell.
Only here, all places reserved exclusively for rich bastards, are graciously donated to poor lost souls.
lateonomen: (NotExist_vampire_mask)
Thursday, July 8th, 2010 11:56 am
After yet another fight with his infernal partner, on a hellish commute to his damned work,
demon Alexander sadly realized that suicide is just simply not an option.

/жаль, что рисовать не умею